Shut the fuck up
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Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You’ll sleep better. Adam Gnade (via bl-ossomed)

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posted 1 day ago with 294,657 notes

so much fun on omegle


You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

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posted 3 days ago with 81,717 notes