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*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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posted 7 hours ago with 610,684 notes


My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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posted 7 hours ago with 496,411 notes


*takes nudes in the Apple store*

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posted 8 hours ago with 136,327 notes


a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

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posted 8 hours ago with 36,425 notes
I am in the mood to dissolve into the sky. Virginia Woolf  (via soul-killing)

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posted 8 hours ago with 55,040 notes