*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
*takes nudes in the Apple store*
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.